White Men Can’t Dump
Ian · #11 this season · 5-11-1
Franchise: 4 seasons · 35-38-10 (.482)
Strengths:NSVH (#4)NSB (#5)TB (#5)Weaknesses:TB (#12)AVG (#12)OBP (#12)
Category Ranks
R
496
#11
HR
145
#6
RBI
484
#8
TB
1451
#12
AVG
.231
#12
OBP
.313
#12
NSB
57
#5
K
897
#8
TB
1234
#5
ERA
3.80
#5
WHIP
1.23
#8
K/BB
2.76
#11
QS
47
#9
NSVH
71
#4
Positional Depth
C
1
THIN
1B
2
2B
3
3B
3
SS
4
OF
5
SP
9
RP
6
Players eligible at each position (a player can count at several)
Hitters
| Player | Matchup | Opposing Pitcher | Career vs P | HR% | SB% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cal RaleighC · SEA · .569 OPS | @ LAD9:10 PM CT | TBD | |||
| Christian Walker1B · HOU · .755 OPS | @ LAA8:38 PM CT | Reid Detmers (LHP, 4.05 ERA) | 1-for-8 (.125) | HR 14% | SB 0% |
| Jake Burger1B · TEX · .730 OPS | @ TB5:40 PM CT | Griffin Jax (RHP, 3.89 ERA) | 1-for-6 (.167) | HR 23% | SB 5% |
| Travis Bazzana2B · CLE · .735 OPS | @ CIN6:10 PM CT | TBD | |||
| Jazz Chisholm Jr.2B,3B · NYY · .713 OPS | @ CWS6:40 PM CT | Anthony Kay (LHP, 4.21 ERA) | 0-for-3 (.000) | HR 17% | SB 43% |
| Bo Bichette3B,SS · NYM · .680 OPS | vs ATL6:10 PM CT⛈ postponement risk (60%) | Chris Sale (LHP, 2.19 ERA) | 1-for-6 (.167) | HR 5% | SB 1% |
| Cooper PrattSS · MIL · .763 OPS | @ SF8:45 PM CT | Landen Roupp (RHP, 3.93 ERA) | no history | HR 4% | SB 8% |
| Willy AdamesSS · SF · .709 OPS | vs MIL8:45 PM CT | Logan Henderson (RHP, 3.05 ERA) | no history | HR 17% | SB 3% |
| Bryan ReynoldsLF,CF,RF · PIT · .835 OPS | vs AZ5:40 PM CT⛈ delay possible (rain) | Brandon Pfaadt (RHP, 4.43 ERA) | 1-for-5 (.200) | HR 9% | SB 4% |
| Ian HappLF · CHC · .751 OPS | @ STL6:45 PM CT | TBD | |||
| Dylan CrewsLF,CF,RF · WSH · .692 OPS | vs TOR5:45 PM CT⛈ delay possible (48%) | Shane Bieber (RHP, 4.70 ERA) | no history | HR 19% | SB 6% |
| Marcelo MayerIL102B,3B,SS · BOS · .594 OPS | @ ATH8:40 PM CT | Gage Jump (LHP, 4.42 ERA) | no history | HR 5% | SB 5% |
| Oneil CruzIL60CF · PIT · .822 OPS | vs AZ5:40 PM CT⛈ delay possible (rain) | Brandon Pfaadt (RHP, 4.43 ERA) | 5-for-6, 1 HR (.833) | HR 17% | SB 16% |
| Owen CaissieIL10CF,RF · MIA · .756 OPS | vs PHI5:40 PM CT | Aaron Nola (RHP, 5.82 ERA) | 0-for-2 (.000) | HR 31% | SB 9% |
Pitchers
| Player | Matchup | Career vs Opponent |
|---|---|---|
| Dylan CeaseSP · TOR · 2.46 ERA | @ WSH5:45 PM CT⛈ delay possible (48%) | no history |
| Tyler WellsSP,RP · BAL · 2.82 ERA | @ DET5:40 PM CT | no history |
| Michael KingSTARTSSP · SD · 3.24 ERA | vs COL8:40 PM CT | no history |
| Hunter BrownSP · HOU · 3.45 ERA | @ LAA8:38 PM CT | no history |
| Bryce ElderSP · ATL · 3.96 ERA | @ NYM6:10 PM CT⛈ postponement risk (60%) | no history |
| Bubba ChandlerSTARTSSP · PIT · 4.47 ERA | vs AZ5:40 PM CT⛈ delay possible (rain) | no history |
| Kevin GausmanSP · TOR · 4.51 ERA | @ WSH5:45 PM CT⛈ delay possible (48%) | no history |
| Daniel Lynch IVRP · KC · 2.08 ERA | @ MIN6:40 PM CT | no history |
| Kevin KellyRP · TB · 2.27 ERA | vs TEX5:40 PM CT | no history |
| Tanner ScottRP · LAD · 2.32 ERA | vs SEA9:10 PM CT | no history |
| Fernando CruzRP · NYY · 2.44 ERA | @ CWS6:40 PM CT | no history |
| Nick LodoloIL15SP · CIN · 4.60 ERA | vs CLE6:10 PM CT | no history |
| Corbin BurnesIL60SP · AZ | @ PIT5:40 PM CT⛈ delay possible (rain) | no history |
| Ryan HelsleyIL60RP · BAL · 4.11 ERA | @ DET5:40 PM CT | no history |
Times CT · career matchup data from MLB · HR% models the chance of a home run this game from platoon splits vs the probable's hand, last-30-days form, pitcher HR rate, and ballpark · SB% models the chance of a steal from steal rate per time on base, recent form, the pitcher's run-game record, and expected times on base · weather flags from the forecast at first pitch: rain, thunderstorms (flagged even at low rain odds), and wildfire smoke (US AQI 150+); roofed parks never flagged
Minor League Roster
Ordered by consensus prospect rank
- 1.Seth Hernandez#5P20A+PITGreensboro Grasshoppers · 2.43 ERA · 1.05 WHIP · 118 K in 74.0 IP
- 2.Jett Williams#51SS22AAANYMNashville Sounds · .234 / .341 / .385 · 9 HR · 21 SB
- 3.Kevin Alvarez#104OF18AHOUFayetteville Woodpeckers · .275 / .343 / .446 · 8 HR · 13 SB
- 4.Johenssy Colome#143SS17RkATHDSL Athletics · .234 / .439 / .362 · 1 HR · 7 SB
- 5.Tommy White#1893B23MLBA'sAthletics · .304 / .354 / .458 · 10 HR · 2 SB
- 6.Termarr JohnsonSS22AAAPITIndianapolis Indians · .197 / .327 / .311 · 7 HR · 23 SB
- 7.Paulino SantanaOF19ATEXHickory Crawdads · .257 / .391 / .411 · 10 HR · 16 SB
- 8.Adolfo SanchezOF19RkCINACL Reds · .287 / .399 / .473 · 8 HR · 5 SB
- 9.Ethan PetryOF22AAWASHarrisburg Senators · .259 / .349 / .485 · 16 HR · 5 SB
- 10.Yorger BautistaOF18RkSEAACL Mariners · .283 / .345 / .489 · 9 HR · 9 SB
- 11.Jaxson WigginsP24AAACHCIowa Cubs · 6.84 ERA · 1.76 WHIP · 28 K in 25.0 IP
Franchise Record Book
Best season
11-7-3 (2023)
Toughest season
5-11-5 (2024)
Best / average finish
#5 best · #6.3 average
Franchise Seasons
| Year | Team Name | Finish | Record |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | White Men Can’t Dump | #8 | 8-11-2 |
| 2024 | The Albiessinian Empire | #7 | 5-11-5 |
| 2023 | The Albiessinian Empire | #5 | 11-7-3 |
| 2022 | The Albiessinian Empire | #5 | 11-9-0 |