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White Men Can’t Dump

Ian · #11 this season · 5-10-1

Franchise: 4 seasons · 35-38-10 (.482)

Strengths:NSVH (#4)NSB (#5)TB (#6)Weaknesses:TB (#12)AVG (#12)OBP (#12)

Category Ranks

R
457
#11
HR
131
#7
RBI
442
#10
TB
1333
#12
AVG
.233
#12
OBP
.313
#12
NSB
54
#5
K
827
#8
TB
1147
#6
ERA
3.93
#7
WHIP
1.25
#8
K/BB
2.72
#11
QS
42
#9
NSVH
63
#4

Positional Depth

C
1
THIN
1B
2
2B
3
3B
3
SS
4
OF
5
SP
9
RP
6

Players eligible at each position (a player can count at several)

Franchise Record Book

Best season
11-7-3 (2023)
Toughest season
5-11-5 (2024)
Best / average finish
#5 best · #6.3 average

MLB Roster

Hitters

  • Bo BichetteDTD3B,SS · NYM
  • Bryan ReynoldsLF,CF,RF · PIT
  • Cal RaleighC · SEA
  • Christian Walker1B · HOU
  • Cooper PrattSS · MIL
  • Dylan CrewsLF,CF,RF · WSH
  • Ian HappLF · CHC
  • Jake Burger1B · TEX
  • Jazz Chisholm Jr.2B,3B · NYY
  • Marcelo MayerIL102B,3B,SS · BOS
  • Oneil CruzIL10CF · PIT
  • Owen CaissieIL10CF,RF · MIA
  • Travis Bazzana2B · CLE
  • Willy AdamesSS · SF

Pitchers

  • Bryce ElderSP · ATL
  • Bubba ChandlerSP · PIT
  • Corbin BurnesIL60SP · AZ
  • Daniel Lynch IVRP · KC
  • Dylan CeaseSP · TOR
  • Fernando CruzRP · NYY
  • Hunter BrownSP · HOU
  • Kevin GausmanSP · TOR
  • Kevin KellyRP · TB
  • Michael KingSP · SD
  • Nick LodoloIL15SP · CIN
  • Ryan HelsleyIL15RP · BAL
  • Tanner ScottRP · LAD
  • Tyler WellsSP,RP · BAL

Minor League Roster

  • 1.Jett WilliamsSS22AAANYM
    Nashville Sounds · .234 / .341 / .385 · 9 HR · 21 SB
  • 2.Termarr JohnsonSS22AAAPIT
    Indianapolis Indians · .193 / .331 / .299 · 6 HR · 19 SB
  • 3.Paulino SantanaOF19ATEX
    Hickory Crawdads · .245 / .380 / .398 · 9 HR · 14 SB
  • 4.Adolfo SanchezOF19RkCIN
    ACL Reds · .272 / .385 / .487 · 8 HR · 4 SB
  • 5.Kevin AlvarezOF18AHOU
    Fayetteville Woodpeckers · .267 / .329 / .438 · 7 HR · 11 SB
  • 6.Ethan PetryOF22AAWAS
    Harrisburg Senators · .258 / .354 / .480 · 14 HR · 5 SB
  • 7.Yorger BautistaOF18RkSEA
    ACL Mariners · .273 / .329 / .460 · 7 HR · 9 SB
  • 8.Tommy White3B23AAAA's
    Las Vegas Aviators · .303 / .353 / .465 · 10 HR · 2 SB
  • 9.Johenssy ColomeSS17RkATH
    DSL Athletics · .063 / .333 / .063 · 0 HR · 2 SB
  • 10.Seth HernandezP20A+PIT
    Greensboro Grasshoppers · 2.61 ERA · 1.07 WHIP · 111 K in 69.0 IP
  • 11.Jaxson WigginsP24AAACHC
    Iowa Cubs · 4.95 ERA · 1.45 WHIP · 23 K in 20.0 IP

Franchise Seasons

YearTeam NameFinishRecord
2025White Men Can’t Dump#88-11-2
2024The Albiessinian Empire#75-11-5
2023The Albiessinian Empire#511-7-3
2022The Albiessinian Empire#511-9-0
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