White Men Can’t Dump
Ian · #7 this season · 5-5-1
Franchise: 4 seasons · 35-38-10 (.482)
Strengths:K/BB (#4)NSVH (#4)NSB (#5)Weaknesses:AVG (#12)OBP (#12)R (#10)
Category Ranks
R
326
#10
HR
93
#6
RBI
319
#6
TB
956
#10
AVG
.231
#12
OBP
.313
#12
NSB
41
#5
K
581
#8
TB
803
#7
ERA
3.75
#6
WHIP
1.21
#5
K/BB
2.96
#4
QS
31
#9
NSVH
41
#4
Positional Depth
C
2
1B
2
2B
3
3B
3
SS
3
OF
6
SP
9
RP
6
Players eligible at each position (a player can count at several)
Franchise Record Book
Best season
11-7-3 (2023)
Toughest season
5-11-5 (2024)
Best / average finish
#5 best · #6.3 average
MLB Roster
Hitters
- Bo Bichette3B,SS · NYM
- Bryan ReynoldsLF,CF,RF · PIT
- Cal RaleighIL10C · SEA
- Christian Walker1B · HOU
- Dalton RushingC · LAD
- Dylan CrewsCF,RF · WSH
- Ian HappLF · CHC
- Jazz Chisholm Jr.2B,3B · NYY
- Luke Raley1B,LF,CF,RF · SEA
- Marcelo MayerDTD2B,3B,SS · BOS
- Oneil CruzIL10CF · PIT
- Owen CaissieCF,RF · MIA
- Travis Bazzana2B · CLE
- Willy AdamesDTDSS · SF
Pitchers
- Bryce ElderSP · ATL
- Bubba ChandlerSP · PIT
- Corbin BurnesIL60SP · AZ
- Daniel Lynch IVRP · KC
- Dylan CeaseSP · TOR
- Fernando CruzRP · NYY
- Hunter BrownIL60SP · HOU
- Kevin GausmanSP · TOR
- Kevin KellyRP · TB
- Michael KingSP · SD
- Nick LodoloSP · CIN
- Ryan HelsleyIL15RP · BAL
- Ryne NelsonSP,RP · AZ
- Tanner ScottRP · LAD
Minor League Roster
- 1.Jett WilliamsSS22AAANYMNashville Sounds · .229 / .342 / .367 · 6 HR · 13 SB
- 2.Termarr JohnsonSS22AAAPITIndianapolis Indians · .180 / .304 / .262 · 3 HR · 11 SB
- 3.Paulino SantanaOF19ATEXHickory Crawdads · .263 / .396 / .423 · 5 HR · 12 SB
- 4.Adolfo SanchezOF19RkCINACL Reds · .250 / .371 / .481 · 6 HR · 1 SB
- 5.Kevin AlvarezOF18AHOUFayetteville Woodpeckers · .251 / .307 / .415 · 5 HR · 7 SB
- 6.Cooper PrattSS21AAAMILNashville Sounds · .252 / .363 / .405 · 6 HR · 17 SB
- 9.Yorger BautistaOF18RkSEAACL Mariners · .204 / .266 / .345 · 3 HR · 6 SB
- 10.Tommy White3B23AAAA'sLas Vegas Aviators · .286 / .335 / .411 · 4 HR · 1 SB
- 11.Johenssy ColomeSS17RkATH
- 12.Seth HernandezP19A+PITGreensboro Grasshoppers · 2.36 ERA · 1.03 WHIP · 83 K in 49.2 IP
- 13.Jaxson WigginsP24AAACHCIowa Cubs · 5.63 ERA · 1.50 WHIP · 10 K in 8.0 IP
Franchise Seasons
| Year | Team Name | Finish | Record |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | White Men Can’t Dump | #8 | 8-11-2 |
| 2024 | The Albiessinian Empire | #7 | 5-11-5 |
| 2023 | The Albiessinian Empire | #5 | 11-7-3 |
| 2022 | The Albiessinian Empire | #5 | 11-9-0 |